D
D&C: Duck and Cover
D/L: Down Load
DAMHIKIJKOK: Don't Ask Me How I Know, I Just Know OK
DAP: Parents against Dyslexia
DARFC: Ducking and Running For Cover
DBA: Doing Business As
DBAI: Designed By an Idiot
DBBO: Difficult Bits by Others
DBN: Doing Business, Not
DD: Darling Daughter
DD: Dear Daughter
DD: Dreaded Disease
DDD: Deliberate Design Decision
DEC: Digital Equipment Corporation
DEC: Do Expect Cuts
DEGT: Don't Even Go There
DEU: Dumb End User
DFI: Dumb F…’ing Idea
DFN: Dedicated Frogans Network
DFU: Don't Forget Units
DGT: Don't Go There
DH: Deaf Hubby
DH: Dear Hubby
DH: Dear Husband
DH: Dick Head
DH: Dumb Hubby
DHCP: Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
DHTML: Dynamic Hyper Text Markup Language
DIIK: Damned If I Know
DIIN: Damned If I Know
DIKU: Do I Know You?
DIL: Daughter in Law
DILLIC: Do I Look Like I Care
DILLIGAD: Do I Look Like I Give a Damn
DILLIGAF: Do I Look Like I Give a F…
DILLIGAFF: Do I Look Like I Give a Flying F…
DINK: Double Income, No Kids
DINK: Dual Income, No Kids
DINS: Double Income No Sex
DITUIHIBMSL: Did I Tell You I Hate IBMS Lately
DITUILIBMSL: Did I Tell You I Love IBMS Lately
DIY: Do It Yourself
DK: Don't Know
DKU: Drop Kick Ugly
DL: Download
DLG: Devilish Little Grin
DLN: Don't Leave Now
DLTBBB: Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite
DLTDHYWTGLSY: Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya
DMML: Don't Make Me Laugh
DNA: Did Not Answer
DND: Do Not Disturb
DND: Drag 'N Drop
DNPM: Damn Near Pissed Myself
DNPM: Darn Near Pissed Myself
DNS: Domain Name Server
DNS: Domain Name Service
DNS: Domain Name System
DOA: Dead on Arrival
DOB: Date of Birth
DODGE: Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
DOM: Dirty Old Man
DOS: Dead Operating System
DOS: Defective Operating System
DOS: Disk Operating System
DOS: Dozing Off Soon
DRA: Don't Recognize Acronyms
DS: Darling Son
DS: Dear Son
DSH: Desperately Seeking Help
DTD: Document Type Definition
DTHT: Delighted To Hear That
DTOKAB: Drop to One Knee and Blow
DTP: Desk Top Publishing
DTRT: Do the Right Thing
DUCT: Did You See That
DUCWIC: Do You See What I See
DUK: Dead upon Keyboard
DVD: Digital Versatile Disc
DW: Dear Wife
DW: Don't Worry
DWAI: Don't Worry About It
DWIM: Do What I Mean
DWIMC: Do What I Mean, Correctly
DWIMNWIS: Do What I Mean, Not What I Say
DWISNWID: Do What I Say, Not What I Do
DWOL: Drunk while on line
DYE: Damn you’re Eyes
DYHABF: Do You Have a Boyfriend?
DYHAGF: Do you have a girlfriend?
DYHWIH: Do You Hear What I Hear
DYJHI: Don't You Just Hate It
DYJHIW: Don't You Just Hate It When
DYJHIWTH: Don't You Just Hate It When That Happens
DYODW: Do Your Own Dirty Work
DYSWIS: Do You See What I See
DYT: Don't You Think
DYTS: Don't You Think So
E
E2EG: Ear To Ear Grin
ECP: Excessive Cross Posting
ED: Emotionally Disturbed
EDP: Emotionally Disturbed Person
EG: Evil Grin
EGBOK: Everything's Going To Be Okay
EGC: Extremely Grunted Customer
EIF: Exercise in Futility
EMML: E-mail Me Later
EMP: Excessive Multiple Posting
EMS: E-Mail Shorthand
EMSG: Email Message
ENQ: Enquire
EOB: End of Business
EOD: End of Debate
EOD: End of Discussion
EOF: End of File
EOL: End of Lecture
EOM: End of Message
EOQ: End of Question
EOQ: End of Quote
EOS: End of Show
EOS: End of Story
EOT: End of Thread
EOT: End of Transmission
EPBKAC: Error Persists Between Keyboard and Chair
EPU: Evil Parallel Universe
ES&D: Eat Shit & Die
ES<HI: Eat Shit & Live To Hate It
ESAD: Eat Shit and Die
ESADMF: Eat Shit and Die Mother F…’er
ESAL: Eat Shit and Live
ESBAM: Eat Shit, Bark At Moon
ESOSL: Endless Snorts of Stupid Laughter
ESP: Especially
ETA: Edited To Add
ETA: Estimated Time of Arrival
ETD: Estimated Time of Departure
ETLA: Extended Three Letter Acronym
E2EG: Ear To Ear Grin
EZ: Easy
F
F2F: Face to Face
F2F: Flesh to Flesh
F4T: Food For Thought
FA: F… All
FAAK: Falling Asleep At Keyboard
FAFWOA: For A Friend without Access
FAO: For Attention Of
FAQ: Frequently Asked Question
FAQL: Frequently Asked Question(s) List
FAWC: For Anyone Who Cares
FBH: Federal Bureau of Hackers
FBH: F…’ing Butter Heads
FBI: Federal Bureau of Investigation
FBI: Female Body Inspector
FBI: Full Blown Idiot
FC: Fingers Crossed
FCFS: First Come, First Served
FCOL: for Crying Out Loud
FD: F… Dat
FDA: Food & Drug Administration
FDA: F…’ing Dumb Ass
FDROTFL: Falling Down Rolling On the Floor Laughing
FF: French fry
F4T: Food For Thought
FFRD: Flying F…’ing a Rolling Donut
FFS: For F…’s Sake
FFT: Food For Thought
FGS: For Goodness' Sake
FIAT: Finds It Appallingly Tasteless
FIAT: Fix It Again, Tony
FICCL: Frankly, I Couldn't Care Less
FIFO: First In, First Out
FIGJAM: F… I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FIGMO: F… It, Got My Orders
FIIK: F…’ed If I Know
FIIN: F…’ed If I Know
FIL: Father in Law
FIOFYF: Figure It out for Yourself, F…’er
FISH: First In, Still Here
FISHDO: F… It, Shit Happens, Drive On
FITB: Fill In the Blank
FIWOBATLAAI: F…’ing Idiot with out Brains and Talking like an Addicted IRC’er (Internet Relay Chat’er)
FKMFATIFKYB: French kiss My Furry Ass ‘til It French Kisses You Back
FLE: Four Letter expletives
FM: F…’ing Magic
FMH: F… Me Harder
FMN: Forget Me Not
FMTEYEWTK: Far More Than Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know
FMV: Fair market value (for selling items online)
FNC: Frogan’s Network Certificate
FNS: Frogans Network System
FNSL: Frogans Network System Language
FO F: … Off
FOAD: F… Off and Die
FOAF: Friend of a Friend
FOAFOAG: Father of a Friend of A Girlfriend
FOAG: Father of a Girlfriend
FOC: Free of Charge
FOCLMAO: Fell Off Chair Laughing My Ass Off
FOD: Finger of Death
FORD: Fast Only Rolling Downhill
FORD: Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
FORD: Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD: Found On Road Dead
FOS: Freedom of Speech
FOS: Full of Shit
FOT: Full of Tripe
FOTCL: Falling Off the Chair Laughing
FOTM: Flavor of the Month
FPS: First Person Shooter
FPS: For Pete's Sake
FPS: Frames per Second
FRE: Frequently Requested Enhancement
FRED F…’ing Ridiculous Electronic Device
FRZ: Fruitin' Religious Zealot
FS: For Sale
FSDL: Frogans Slide Description Language
FTASB: Faster Than a Speeding Bullet
FTBOMH: from the Bottom of My Heart
FTDS: F… the Dumb Shit
FTF: Face to Face
FTL: Faster Than Light
FTLOG: For the Love of God
FTP: File Transfer Protocol
FTS: Fixing To Start
FTTT: From Time To Time
FTW: For the Win
F2F: Face to Face
F2F: Flesh to Flesh
FU: Follow-Up
FU: F…ed Up
FU: Future Use
FUA: Frequently Used Acronym
FUA: F…’ed Up Again
FUBAB: F…’ed Up Beyond All Belief
FUBAR: F…’ed Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBAR: F…’ed Up Beyond All Repair
FUBAR: F,,,’ed Up Beyond Any Recognition
FUBARWHOF: F…’ed Up Beyond All Recognition without Hope Of Fixing
FUBB: Fouled Up Beyond Belief
FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Disinformation
FUD: Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FUMTU: F…’ed Up More Than Usual
FUP: Follow Up
FUP2: Follow Up To
FURTB: Full up Ready to Burst
FUT: Follow-Up To
FWIW: For What It's Worth
FWMAYOR: F… With Me at Your Own Risk
FY: F… You
FYA: for Your Amusement
FY&TSYRIO: F… You & the Sysop You Rode In On
FYATSYRIO: F… You and the Sysop You Rode In On
FYDITM: F… You Directly In the Mouth
FYE: For Your Entertainment
FYEO: For Your Eyes Only
FYG: For Your Guidance
FYI: For Your Information